Nattering Nabobs of Negativity

Hi and Happy New Year!!

I recently posted the following challenge at the porkish_pixies community and thought you all might be interested, too.  The original post can be found at:  community.livejournal.com/porkish_pixies/13254.html



3G Ron-A-Thon

Ronald Weasley’s
Gourmet, Gourmand or Glutton Challenge
a/k/a the
3G Ron-A-Thon.

IMHO, cannon Ron is a natural foodie who draws extravagant enjoyment from eating lots of really good food. As a growing adolescent, he is a bottomless pit whose indiscriminate eating can hardly keep up with his metabolism. How does Hermione really feel about this?  What about when he is fully grown? What will happen after his metabolism drops down?  What form will his foodism take? Will his tastes mature into the refined sensibilities of a gourmet with discriminating taste in food and wine? Will he be more of a gourmand, devoted to the sensuous delights of fine food and drink? Or will he become a glutton, whose devotion to food and drink is indiscriminate and excessive?

So here's the challenge...

Once you have decided the big G/G/G question, use Ron (abuse him, even) for the perfect opportunity for porkish pleasure. Whether slash, het or gen, here is fodder for some hot food smut, gluttonous feeder/feedee smut or even a yummy little wubbly belly romance. The possibilities are endless.

Just to give you a target -- 'cause who gets things done without a due date? -- try to get your submissions in by February 15, 2009??